Missionary Plank

Nuff said

So...this is my fav. Tomalia and I planking the gas station things. Yay for temple to temple in the middle of nowhere!

Sorry about the lack of planking guys! It's been just a crazy busy mess lately! (said in lisp-y mother voice). So here's just a glance at what planks we've been doing lately... this is from our Temple to Temple adventures.
When in Idaho...

So we took a few of our vacay days off due to like bad-ish weather. So...tonight I'm introducing a few guest-plankers cuz they were like really good! And I had to like study for a while in the libe tonight and fort

they're weren't that many people there so I could like plank where ever my heart desired. This is our guest planker Mikey(yeah, ANOTHER Mikey). And yes, he is planking the DOOR. Talk about sucking up the pain for passion! I'll add more tomo.

And in case you have no idea what Tanya is trying to say....

Tomalia and I planked reeeeeaal good today. There was the most awesome plank right under our noses, but had not seen it until today. I let Tomalia have it cause she's just that cool. She encouraged me however, to become one with the true plank which is mother tree. She that created all planks and thereby created our need to plank. Thank you mother tree for that. thank you. You are an inspiration.

So like we were feeling super hung(hungry) and I realized I like don't know how to like make any food cuz all my boxed food is gone(in major need of a Walberton's(Wal-mart + Alberton's) run, I know) so of course we went to Craigo's/Pizza Pie Cafe and you know... I couldn't like stop my inner plank from just like expressing itself so...here ya go!
BTW, Tina DID NOT do that rest stop sitch(situation) justice. Those guys were like the creepiest EVER! and... there was like a good 2 inches of dust on top of the vending mach(machine). But a planker's gotta do what feels right. And like for some reason the soda just called to me... so like...yeah.
Yay for planking convents(conventions)!
Ps, it's like so gross how I look like Quasimoto.

Rest Stop Plank

Well, We did it. We just finished our fall planking workshop tour. It was an absolute joy to see the change that planking can make in the life of the average Joe. We really felt a sense of accomplishment after our "Like a Tree" seminar. I think we all felt truly inspired by the grandeur of the movement. Anyways, Tanya had to pee super bad so, we pulled over at a rest stop where some creepy man taking long drags on his cigarette seemed to really admire our planking skills. We didn't talk though, for safety purposes. 

Finding Your Inner Plank

Hello there blogging world/those who have a true desire to follow the great forms of planking as demonstrated through our talents. I (Tomalia -the cultural and environmentally and mother earth aware one) first began my planking explorations as a volunteer and now I have taken it to the next level through my expertise in finding and designing new areas and aspects of planking.

The above picture is my mentor group. We involved several other art forms of positioning the body, but the overarching theme of this work of art is indeed planking. Note the gardens surrounding my peers and I. We truly felt one with nature and one with the elements as we determined to be as the trees and as the rocks -firm and stiff. Quite an invigorating experience. I have a deep appreciation for the art of planking and for the objects which we plank on which I hold in highest esteem. I know that I am still a novice, but I am a prodigy in planking. Similar to Mozart, I have been able to harness that passion for the objects around me and put it into an art form unparalleled by any other.

You will see in this blog just how deep my passion runs for planking. If you are worthily observing, perhaps you will be able to fathom the depth of my adoration for our earth and becoming one with it through planking.

Until next time my surely not fair weather friends and planking apprentices.

Tomalia

Like hey everyone! This is Tanya! I'm just like so excited to like finally be adding to the blog! So like I just wanted everyone to know that I abs(absolutely) LOVE planking! And abrev's(abbreviations)... Planking is just like such a good way to like express myself and like feel great about my tals(talents)! It's just so great and I'm so excited to be able to share this with like, the world!
Also, I just wanted to tell y'all, that we are like human too. Sometimes we mess up on our planks. It happens. Here's an outtake...Btw(by the way), I'm blaming this one on grav(gravity).

Plank 'til you caint plank no mo.

It has been a long weekend of fighting crime, jelly doughnut harvesting, and planking. And even a super human planking team like triple T get's a little tired. But plank we must, and plank we will, until all the world is planking still. (Tanya helped me with her sick rhymes cause she's from the bay where we hyphy and go dumb from the soil where the rappers be gettin' there lingo from). Thanks girl.

Day 6 urban planking.

Bright lights! Big city! Well, not that big, but bigger than where we have been planking. Guess what? The planksters went on a road trip and met up with our crime fighting vigilante girl friend Tabitha. So, in order to promote peace on earth and good will to all men we planked at a lovely local business. We were received cordially and will be back on day soon. We came home to the Tab Cave so late, that we didn't have time to post before midnight. So here is yesterday's plank, TODAY!

The "Forget Me Not" plank

 

No, we did not plank in the shape of a flower. BUT, we almost forgot to plank! How could we!? Well, there was quite a bit of drama today involving a rogue cop, a high speed chase, and a jaywalking ticket, but luckily we survived to plank another day. We even got to be all split toned and vignetted today to please our hipster fans. Anyways.

Please also give a great big welcome to our guest planker, Sharliza. She was just chillin' on the corner singing with her git-ar, when she professed her deep love for planking in a powerful rock ballad, so we tossed a penny into her coon hat and invited her to guest plank inTomalia's most triumphant double bed plank. Righteous.

Day Four...

Tomalia surprised us all today with a triple point plank. Very creative. Tina got cozy with a dumpster, and Tanya got carried off by a midget biker gang. We called 911 though, so things are all good. Until tomorrow!

Triple plank...finally.

Tomalia is finally back and ready to plank with her bad self. Today was a casual plank day. Less effort, but a lot of impact. Plank on plankers, plank on.

A Plank A Day Keeps the Doctor Away...

Unless of course you choose to plank on top of something dangerously high without any sort of safety precautions. This is called IRRESPONSIBLE planking. The triple Ts of the plank files strongly encourage planking RESPONSIBLY. 

 Tanya

Tina

The Desert Plank

To whom it may concern. Tomalia has been detained from accompanying us in our venture until tomorrow. She insisted that she save the whales this weekend, so she should be with us for day 3.

Meet Tanya and Tina.

Hey fools.
You are in no way prepared for what is about to happen.
Just accept it.
Tanya, Tomalia, and I are about to rock the very foundations of the world by planking every day for 365 days.
I know it's going to be hard, but it's going to be worth it.

We are putting our blood, sweat and tears into this adrenalin pumped sport every day and hoping that somehow you will be able to partake in the thrill that is...

PLANKING.

Sincerely,

Tina